So what are you, like a bus or something?
No. We're an online and local bookstore. We sell books, hand made soaps, and other fun things. WE DON'T RENT BOOKS! Apparently people think that is a thing. It is, though it's a thing a library does. We're a bookstore, not a library, or a bus ya freaks!
What’s your return policy?
Our online sales are returnable following the rules of whichever one of the bazillions of marketplaces you purchased from us on. Contact us through that marketplace. If you contact us directly, we'll tell you to go back to the marketplace, you idiot.
Our local return policy is this: If for any reason you are not 100% satisfied, then I hate you. I kid, I kid! But we don't take returns. You get to touch the book, feel it, smell it. You know what you're getting your self into! You can trade it back in for in store credit though!
Do you ship oversees and to P.O. boxes?
Well, technically it's the USPS that does that, but we ask them to real nicely... with money in the form of postage paid. They typically like that.
Do you have customer service?
If we didn't, how could you even ask that question? See that button on top of the page that says "Contact Us?" Click on it. I'm sure you can figure it out from there.
Let us know what we can do to help!
Is Mike really that funny looking?
Yes. Yes he is.
Follow up question: Did Roger write the FAQ?
Why yes, that devilish handsome genius did!