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We would love to hear from you! What are things you should reach out to us for?

  • Ask us a question!
  • Send a suggestion!
  • Give us a compliment!
  • A publishing submission!
  • Suggest a new classic novel to give away!
  • Facial hair grooming tips!
  • Send us a joke! (We love Ole and Lena jokes!)
  • Call us fat!
  • DO NOT CALL US LATE FOR SUPPER THOUGH! We are fat after all.


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